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Thursday, August 08, 2013

Jerry Seyfried Campaigns ... In Alaska

Northampton County Council candidate Gerald E. (Jerry) Seyfried has tied up the Inupiaq, Yupik, Aleut, Eyak, Tlingit, Haida and Tsimshian vote. He's just returned from a fishing trip in Alaska, where he speaks all these languages fluently. After wrestling a few Grizzlies here and there, he helped his nephew land a 110-pound halibut. It was reeled in on a 50-lbs. test line after a 45-minute battle.

Highly nutritious, a halibut can weigh as much as 600 lbs.

Although Jerry is an avid archer, he was in Alaska for the hal-i-but.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Another stupid gun fuck. What a piece of pensioning shit. You have his cum on your chin Bernie.

Anonymous said...

Was he hunting fish with his bow/arrow? I get the image of Jerry Seyfried playing the role of Denny Crane in Boston Legal (actually played by William Shatner). In one episode, Denny Crane explains to his friend why they need to go on a camping/fishing trip to canada: “We need to go to the woods and touch ourselves ... get in touch with ourselves.” During that episode, Denny Crane grows frustrated by his inability to catch fish. He pulls out his shotgun and unloads into the water. In the next scene, he is sitting in a timeout chair on the shore watching Alan and their tour guide fish, arms crossed, pouting about his situation. Great TV. Jerry could play the role quite well.

Bernie O'Hare said...

"Was he hunting fish with his bow/arrow?"

I understand that he had his nephew position the boat, and then would dive in after the fish, armed only with a rusty penknife. He left his bow at home because he wanted a bigger challenge. he tells me next time, he's going to insist on a blindfold.

Bernie O'Hare said...

3:25, What a sad soul you are.

Anonymous said...

One thing is quite obvious. If you say anything or rport anything nice about anyone or any one thing, 3;25 will always condemn the person or thing you write about. That looks like a mezzacappa response. She must still be licking the wounds you opened in court the other day. Only a demented or warped person would write things like that anonymously not to mention being a coward. The real reason I am typing this is because I am a democrat. How about writing an article endorsing Republicans so 3:25 can get his or her rocks off playing the sicko role. You are right Bernie, what a sad soul 3:25 is. Hate a person for what he is and for what he has done not for who his friends are.Jerry isn't the greatest guy in the world but he is far from the bottom of the barrel and deserves better. I hunt and I fish. I would be proud of that fish too.

Bernie O'Hare said...

Shit, as sopmeone who used to fish every day, I'd be proud, too. I can think of no person more knowledgeable about County govern,ment than Jerry. He is a regfistered Democrat, but takes a nonpartisan approach to governance. That's the wwaty it shopuld be. Parsons, Werner, Ferraro and Kraft all follow that practice.

Anonymous said...

Kraft??