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Saturday, February 09, 2008

Vegan Scrapple: It's What's for Dinner!

I once had breakfast with Morning Call comments editor Glenn Kranzley.

Really!

What I remember most about that encounter is that he was disappointed as hell that Perkins serves no scrapple, "the Pennsylvania treat." For the uninitiated, it's a greyish square combination of pork skin, heart, liver, brains and other delicious innards - fried in lard.

Mmm Mmm Good!

I once served a slice to my dog, who died later that day. Right before he went to doggie heaven, he sadly looked at me, and said, "Outen the light."

According to Valley Dragon, you can get vegan scrapple if you feel like driving to Ardmore.

Yeah, I'll be right there.

23 comments:

Bill Villa said...

"I once served a slice to my dog, who died later that day."

Tim Darragh ("The Prince of Pups") needs to investigate this. Most puppies thrive on scrapple ...

Anonymous said...

Pass me across the table the scrapple, say now den der vonce.

Anonymous said...

There is no accounting for taste. I'm talking about Kranzley - not scrapple.

Bill Villa said...

Here's an appropriate Penna Dutch saying for Glenn Krankzley and his MC colleagues:

"Youse get too soon old and too late smart once."

Anonymous said...

i think i'll give it up for lent!!!

Blah Society said...

The only time I ever tried scrapple was at Perkins actually.

I HATED IT!

Anonymous said...

a.j. cordi

If you hated it just tasting it, think what your experience would have been if you'd actually seen it being made.

(Not just being fried up, but actually being stirred up in a big "boil, boil, toil and trouble" vat.

Anonymous said...

Scrapple is for real men. The breakfast of Champions. Some of these restaurants serve a thin slice of liver pudding fried and call it scrapple.
I will only vote for scrapple eating politicans!

Anonymous said...

hey naw! I tot beyond der screppel vus der valley.

dots vot drabbenstot told me vonce.

Anonymous said...

Did Kranzley's stomach become turned from the scrapple or close proximity to Bernie ?

Kathy said...

Vegan Scrapple? Seriously, what's the point? I've never had it, but my mother quite enjoys it. Of course, she also loves liver. Does liver go into scrapple? Oh, that's right. Everything goes into scrapple.

Look Out Lehigh Valley said...

of all the foods in the world that I wish were available in vegan-friendly forms, scrapple would not even be on the top 100 list.

Anonymous said...

Haha, that made my night. I found out about it through HugsForPuppies.org.

Bernie O'Hare said...

Liza, Your little story caught my eye and amused quite a few people.

Bernie O'Hare said...

Did Kranzley's stomach become turned from the scrapple or close proximity to Bernie ?

I really resent that. I take a shower every month, whether I need it or not!

Anonymous said...

In defense of good scrapple, it is just corn mush, like polenta, with a bit of ground pork in it. My husband makes his own, using his grandmother's recipe, and it has no liver or offal at all, just lean ground pork, seasonings and corn meal.

Catharine

Blah Society said...

I've been told my the "die hard" scrapple crowd that it's best served without the corn meal.

Any reason?

Anonymous said...

without the cornmeal, it's called "pot pudding" or "pan pudding".

Just had some for breakfast.

Anonymous said...

It's a hell of a lot better than what they make hot dogs out of! The previous poster is right - I have never seen it made with organ meat or anything objectionable. Fry it crispy with real maple syrup!

Bernie O'Hare said...

Wait until I post about a little Vietnamese delight called nuc mam. I once drank it on accident and woke up in the hospital.

Anonymous said...

SCRAPPLE IS AN EXCELLENT BREAKFAST TREAT. IT'S ACTUALLY BETTER THEN BACON OR SOME OF THE OTHER CHOICES THAT GO ALONG WITH EGGS ECT. IT'S A REGULAR MENU ITEM AT ALL OF OUR PENN STATE TAILGATES. COME ALONG TO A GAME....ONCE BERNIE....AND I'M SURE YOUR ENJOY YOURSELF..

Anonymous said...

Scrapple

* 2 pounds ground lean pork
* 1 cup buckwheat flour
* 3 cups yellow corn meal
* 4 tablespoons salt
* 4 teaspoons freshly ground black pepper
* 2 teaspoons sage
* 2 teaspoons ground mace
* 2 teaspoons ground coriander
* 2 teaspoons ground thyme
* 2 teaspoons whole sweet marjoram
* 3 quarts of water

Anonymous said...

I live in Maryland and went to a scrapple factory in Delaware which many condsider the capital of Scrapple. After being in the factory where its made I will never touch the stuff again, I saw the raw ingrediants and it was wack ,snouts brains fat , Scraps like the name suggest don't feed it to yourself or your dog!